On my way to a meeting I realize someone behind me is showing alot of interest in me and notice this because I can hear him sniffing my hair.. not only that but I can smell his breath through my hair which is pretty hard to do since I smell of all types of girly goodness but this smell has managed to not only make the hairs on the back of my neck stand up but make me never want to eat salami again..
I decide that for the safety of not only him but the other people and their children on the bus that I would get off and just walk the rest of the way- plus I'm chunky so why not work on gettin the thighs not to touch. But this fool decides to join me not knowing who I am and that I don't play.
So he takes it upon himself to approach me and try to conversate and when I show no interest- he tried to MOTORBOAT me!! I then took it upon myself to give him a few hammer fists and use a full can of pepperspray on him before kickin him while he was down. =o)
